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Hi everyone, I'm Tetsuya and...
- I'm Ushiromika. - And I'm Deppa.
Toshimitsu came to my house and was thinking about a lot of things.
Like what we should do in the video.
So we decided in Smash Bros. whether we should sleep or think about ideas.
So we were thinking about ideas, but Toshimitsu said he was sleepy and fell asleep.
Smash Bros. is a must-have, you know.
You can't run away from it.
If you decide, you have to do it all over again, but Toshimitsu broke the rule.
So of course you'll be punished.
If you break the Japanese law, you'll be punished.
- Yes, of course you will. - That's right.
Deppa, who's not a member of Smash Bros., is joining us in this video.
He fell asleep after breaking the rule, and I won't forgive him for that.
So today, I don't know if it's a punishment or not, but...
I secretly asked for Deriheru's name!
I've never heard of "Deriheru" before, so I don't know much about it.
- Me neither. - You neither?
Can you explain what "Deriheru" is?
I don't know much about it either.
- You don't know? - I don't know.
Then what are you doing right now?
If I were to explain it to all ages...
It's a service that comes all the way to your house.
So you're cleaning the house and stuff like that.
She'll clean up for me at the end of the day.
She'll clean up for me at the end of the day because she's here.
All you guys are doing is laughing.
- So a sexy lady is coming, right? - That's right.
- To put it simply... - She's here!
When she says "she's here", I'm curious about what you'll do.
Because if she comes all of a sudden, you know what we'll do, right?
And yet...
The sexy lady is right in front of you.
Will you suppress your desire?
Will you react properly?
If you can't recognize that you're awake...
You'll think "this is a dream" and you'll move as you wish.
- That's one possibility. - That's one possibility.
So now...
We're going to look for a sexy lady who comes all the way to your house and is filming.
- We're going to call her. - Okay.
Is she at your usual place?
Of course not! She's always in Tokyo.
Stop it!
I'm going to call her now.
We have to tell her that we're trying to prank her.
Thank you for calling...
- Oh, you saw my phone. - Yes, thank you for calling.
I saw that you had options for filming.
Options for filming...
I'm a little...
I'm a little... tired...
- We can't provide you with any information... - Oh, is that so?
- Then it's fine. - Are you sure? - Yes.
- Huh? - Let's go buy something. - Yes.
- Thank you very much. - Oh, I saw the exit navigation.
- I'm sorry, but we're closed for the day. - Oh, is that so? I understand.
- This time is tough. - Oh, I'm here! I'm here!
- Oh, there's filming. - It's here.
- Oh, there's also pure water and gold. - That's amazing.
- Pure water on my face. - Gold on my face.
Gold on my face.
- Good morning. - Oh, I saw the exit navigation.
- I saw that you had options for filming. - There's no one I can talk to today.
- Oh, is that so? - Yes. - Please call me again. - Yes.
- Thank you for your time. - Thank you for your time.
- I'm thinking of doing it like this, but is it okay to blur it out?
- Should I ask? - I'm kind of nervous about this.
- Yeah, it's usually scary. - Yes.
- Paisuri Peropero Unlimited... - Ouch!
- Oh, what? Are you doing a deli game called ***? I'm surprised.
- You're just a regular customer.
- You're just a regular customer who looks at the site and comments normally.
- I'm going to say that I want to negotiate with a man first and do something like this.
- I'm a little scared because it's something I have to confirm anyway, so I'm going to say it first.
- Hello, ***.
- It's not me...
- If you don't call ***, I've had that problem before. - Oh, I see.
- If you don't call *** and if you don't call ***, I'm a little scared. - I see.
- I'm in trouble. - But if you don't do something, you know...
- Maybe, but if you wake up *** now, you'll be really angry. - Yeah.
- If you wake up now, you'll be the most annoyed. - Yeah.
- What can you get angry about? - If a cat comes in next to you.
- Cats can't get angry. It's called "freezing gravity".
I don't know what to do.
But I think a lot of people are wondering if Toshimitsu is really angry right now.
Even if we just show them that Toshimitsu is really angry,
it may have a meaning in this video.
I'm going to prank Toshimitsu that he's really angry and make him reflect on himself.
I'm going to make it a punishment in that direction.
I'm going to do a common prank on YouTube.
"Anaru and Kusarigama"?
"Kusarigama" is more like "kama" than "kusarigama".
Oh, that's...
You know, with an electric pump, you inflate balloons and make a motor sound.
Then the balloons get bigger, right?
And you're like, "Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!"
And you're like, "Bang!" and you're like, "Ah!" and you react like that.
Isn't that the best?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think a condom of that size might be good.
So, I'd like to do a condom explosion prank.
Start!
It's a condom explosion prank, right?
Yes.
Let's switch it up.
It's pretty loud, so I think you'll wake up soon.
Yeah, yeah. Well, I haven't figured out how to wake up yet.
Let's see how fast you can make an explosion.
It's fast!
Huh?
Isn't it fast?
Isn't it good?
It's about how Toshizu will react after you've done it.
So, let's get started.
Okay.
What are you doing?
Shut up.
Lie down and sleep.
He couldn't get up.
He was kind.
He was worried about his health.
Do you want to go to bed now and then?
Let's go to bed.